April 23, 2014

cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all

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April 23, 2014
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
April 23, 2014
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via unfilteredinferno)

April 23, 2014

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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April 23, 2014

princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

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April 23, 2014

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(via bolizkoblitz)

April 23, 2014

Mac was so good this morning/last night! She slept all through the night or at least was quiet and didn’t even make any noise when I went to bed
And this morning she went potty pretty quickly and then layed with me while I went back to sleep and yeah
I feel really bad though because mom and I had to leave for things and put her in the cage…

April 23, 2014

goodnight

April 23, 2014

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April 23, 2014

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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April 22, 2014

broadlybrazen:

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April 22, 2014
bluekomadori:

Transform

bluekomadori:

Transform

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April 22, 2014

hkctvdramas:

Shinoda Mariko in LOVE MARY Dresses | Part 1 | Part 2 |

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April 22, 2014
breathelnbreatheout:

Right back at it again

breathelnbreatheout:

Right back at it again

(via bburnie)

April 22, 2014
skwizard:

5 minute doodle of ray and his snorlax plush

skwizard:

5 minute doodle of ray and his snorlax plush

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